7 Reasons the Love BlanketMakes Your Sex Life More Fun, More Clean, and Way More Relaxed
Premium Quality
Sleek & Functional Design
Versatile Options
100% Liquidproof
Best for Squirt, Lube, Cum and more...
No more wet spots or laundry stress
Stop doing it on a towel and ruining your sheets. The Love Blanket keeps things cozy, dry, and worry-free - so you can just enjoy the moment.
Try it Risk-Free for 30 Days
Try itRisk-Free for 30 Days
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Never Sleep in the cold Wet Spot again
Enjoy the afterglow in a clean bed! The fun part is over. You're exhausted. And now somebody has to strip the sheets and remake the bed. The Love Blanket is waterproof, super cozy, and ready for whatever you want to get into. Just throw it off when you're done — and never worry about the cleanup again.
The Love Blanket absorbs easily over a liter of liquid without a single drop reaching your bed. Go all out. Level up your Fun! Get as messy as you want. Love Blanket handles it - so you don't have to think about it and fully enjoy yourself!
Love Blanket is the most advanced & comfortable waterproof blanket on the market. Most blankets are just water-repellent - liquid beads up and rolls around until it finds the edge and leaks onto your mattress anyway. Love Blanket actually absorbs it.
And it does all of this without a single crinkle, zero plastic smell, and no heat trap that turns your bed into a sauna.
Towels bunch up, slide around, and leak through the second things get serious. And the mess still ends up on your sheets.
The Love Blanket absorbs over a liter of liquid, stays in place, feels incredible on your skin — and nothing gets through to the other side. Once you try it, you'll never go back to the obligatory towel.
Done? Throw it in the washer like any regular blanket. The waterproof layer holds up wash after wash - so it works just as well the 50th time as it did the first.
Pro tip: grab two. One on the bed, one in the wash. So you are Always ready.
For the Love Blanket, it is recommended to use a delicate wash program with a temperature of 30 to 40 degrees and a low spin speed (between 600 or 800 revolutions) in the washing machine. We advise against using fabric softener. For light stains (e.g., water-based), you can also just wring out the blanket and hang it up to dry.
How much liquid can the Love Blanket absorb?
It depends on the size of the blanket and the type of liquid. However, the largest Love Blanket can easily absorb over 1.5 liters of water, which should be sufficient for most adventures ;)
Does the liquid simply bead off or does it get absorbed?
The standard Love Blanket is made of a particularly absorbent material that actively absorbs liquid. The Cooling and Quick-Dry blankets use a different material that dries faster but also absorbs less liquid.
What size should I choose?
We highly recommend a love blanket in size Queen or King Size. These sizes offer the most freedom and comfort. A detailed size comparison can be found further up on the product page, above the color selection.
Does it make loud or crinkly sounds?
Not at all. The Love Blanket™ is made with noise-free materials. It’s soft, quiet, and discreet. No rustling, no crinkling, and definitely no plastic tarp feel. Just a cozy, high-quality throw that feels as good as it looks - even during the wildest moments.
Does it work for pets, periods & little accidents?
Absolutely. Our customers use it for period sex, postpartum leaks, potty training, and even as a pet-proof throw.
It’s made for real life, not just the fun parts ;)
Is the shipping discreet?
Yes, shipping is 100% discreet.
We use plain, unmarked packaging with no logos, product names, or branding.
There are no visible indicators of the contents or the sender.
Your order will arrive as a standard parcel, ensuring full privacy at all times.
Our Love Blankets don't lint!
The QuickDry and Cooling editions produce zero lint right out of the box. And if you notice a few loose fibers on other versions when you first unpack them – that's completely normal and stops after the first wash. From then on, every Love Blanket is 100% lint-free.
Real Customers. Real Beds.
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