Final sale, Love Blanket is closing
We Helped 150,000+ Couples Feel Free in Bed. Now We Have to Say Goodbye.
This is the heartbreaking end of a chapter we never imagined would close. Every remaining Love Blanket is now only $69 instead of $170, until our warehouse is empty.
No planned restock. No second run. When the remaining blankets are gone, this chapter is over.
How everything started
One messy night. Two useless towels. One idea that changed everything.
Hi, I am Monica. In early 2023, I was having sex with Alex (my husband) when I suddenly felt warm liquid on my thighs. At first, I did not know what had happened. Then it clicked. I could squirt.
It should have been a moment of pure excitement. Instead, we looked at the soaked bed and immediately started worrying about cleanup. Like so many couples, we grabbed a towel. Then another towel. They still leaked.
The fun stopped, the laundry started, and I could not stop thinking: there has to be a better way.
Not long after that, I bought a waterproof blanket for our dog, Murphy. He loved lying on the sofa with us, and I wanted to protect it. That ordinary little purchase sparked the idea that became Love Blanket.
From awkward idea to bedroom essential
The first blanket was not perfect. So we kept making it better.
The dog blanket proved the concept, but it was not nearly soft, large, or beautiful enough for a bedroom. So we rebuilt the idea step by step.
We made it bigger. Fluffier. Better looking. More comfortable. We added styles, colors, sizes, and materials people would actually feel excited to put on their bed. Love Blanket became more than protection. It became permission to relax, get messy, and stay in the moment.
Customers told their partners. Friends told friends. Couples who had spent years stacking towels finally found something that worked. What started as one embarrassing cleanup problem grew into a worldwide community.
Then everything changed
Success did not save this story from ending.
Love Blanket is not bankrupt, and we are not pretending to be struggling. We are choosing to close this chapter while it still means something, rather than watch it slowly lose what made it special.
The market changed
After more than 150,000 orders, growth naturally began to slow. The more people we helped solve the problem, the smaller the untouched market became.
Manufacturing became harder
Supplier minimums and production costs kept climbing. Maintaining the quality customers expect at an affordable price was becoming less and less sustainable.
Our team is ready for a new chapter
Building Love Blanket changed our lives, but the people behind it are ready for new challenges. We would rather end with pride than slowly fade away.
The mission was accomplished
We set out to solve a problem almost nobody talked about. More than 150,000 orders later, we know Love Blanket made that private problem easier for people around the world.
The final Love Blanket offer
Own the blanket that started a movement, for only $69.
The regular price was $170. During our closing sale, remaining Love Blankets are only $69. That is $101 off, because clearing the warehouse matters more now than protecting our margin.
- Waterproof protection for the moments towels cannot handle
- Soft, comfortable, reusable, and made for real bedrooms
- Less stress, less laundry panic, and more freedom in the moment
- Final closing price while remaining stock lasts
Availability varies by size, style, and color. Once an option sells out, it may not return.
One last note from Monica
We never thought the solution to one messy night would reach so many bedrooms.
Thank you for every order, every message, every laugh, and every private story you trusted us with. Buying one of the final blankets does more than save you $101. It helps us close this chapter with dignity and send the last Love Blankets to homes where they will actually be used.
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- Sell-Out Risk: HIGH
Stop doing it on a towel and ruining your sheets anyways. The Love Blanket keeps things cozy, dry, and worry-free - so you can just enjoy the moment.
OVER 150.000+ BEDS PROTECTED
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Frequently Asked Questions
How should I wash the Love Blanket?
How should I wash the Love Blanket?
For the Love Blanket, it is recommended to use a delicate wash program with a temperature of 30 to 40 degrees and a low spin speed (between 600 or 800 revolutions) in the washing machine. We advise against using fabric softener. For light stains (e.g., water-based), you can also just wring out the blanket and hang it up to dry.
How much liquid can the Love Blanket absorb?
How much liquid can the Love Blanket absorb?
It depends on the size of the blanket and the type of liquid. However, the largest Love Blanket can easily absorb over 1.5 liters of water, which should be sufficient for most adventures ;)
Materials used in the Love Blanket
Materials used in the Love Blanket
The Love Blanket™ is crafted with our signature TripleLayerTech™ system, a unique patented fusion of luxury and protection you won’t find anywhere else.
- A silky-soft 250GSM velvety flannel fleece that feels seductive on bare skin.
- Ultra-cozy 210GSM plush sherpa for maximum warmth and post-play cuddles.
- Our exclusive StyDry™ barrier membrane, a flexible, whisper-quiet, and completely waterproof technology that locks in even the wildest messes without a sound.
This proprietary combination makes the Love Blanket™ irresistibly soft, 100% fluid-proof, and built for uninhibited intimacy - night after night.
Does the liquid simply bead off or does it get absorbed?
Does the liquid simply bead off or does it get absorbed?
Both, actually. When liquid first lands on the blanket, it stays on the surface due to surface tension. However, if you break that tension (e.g., by running your hand over it), the blanket will absorb the liquid.